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Run by Maddie (dropsofjupiterinher-hair)
So today I woke up to mom watching Dr.OZ on TV. Listening to him talk about what are the fastest spreading common viruses/diseases. The fastest? Pink Eye…Excuse me while I go look for a chainsaw.
MLISP
Today I was in the hot tub with my 11 year old cousin, and she asked me about pools. I have no idea about pools, since I don’t have one, so I said, “You’re talking to the wrong f— person.” I had to restrain myself from saying “fucking cowboy.” MLISP.
Today, I went to get bagels with my mom. I noticed a sign outside the bagel store that said “Ample Parking in the back.” I instantly thought of South Park. MLISP.
Today in gym class, we were playing volleyball, and it was my turn to serve. I usually suck at serving, but today I scored 7 points in a row. As time went on, I got even more nervous, and eventually I said, “This is too much pressure!!!” MLISP
Today was my first day of school. One of my teachers ends his sentences with “mmkay?”
I don’t know how I’m going to get through the year without thinking of South Park all class period, but I’m okay with this. MLISP.
My best friend and I call ourselves Stan and Kyle, because we have the same relationship they do.
I talk about Kyle as if I’m talking about myself (“Cartman’s calling me a Jew again”), and the other day I forgot my real name when introducing myself to someone. MLISP